The blond husband tells this story:
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what
she wanted as a gift.
“Oh, I don't know,” she said. “Just something with diamonds.”
So I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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For my birthday my husband gave me a lawnmower. Really. And he then complained I never use it.
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