His Idea of a Gift

Another gift story

The blond husband tells this story:

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a gift.

“Oh, I don't know,” she said. “Just something with diamonds.”

So I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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A Gift from my Husband

For my birthday my husband gave me a lawnmower. Really. And he then complained I never use it.