Blonde customer calls the circulation department of her local newspaper: Where is my Sunday paper? It's noon already and it's not at my house!
Service manager: I'm sorry, ma'am, but today is Saturday. Your Sunday paper will be there tomorrow.
Customer: Oh, maybe that's why no one else was in church today!
Q. How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
If a woman's place is in the home, why am I
always in this car!
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Click for the mother's day classic blonde joke.
Q.
What did the Easter bunny get for a basket?
A.
Two points, same as everybody else.
Not a day over 49: It's time to get together and sing "Happy Birthday" to Barbie. And you can find party ideas here.
One harms the cheese.
The other charms the he’s.
Age
is a very high price to pay for maturity.
“I'll get a world record for this.”
Doctor: "Is your cough better this morning?"
Patient: "Yes. I've been practicing all night."
I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
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