OutofTheInBox

Where's My Newspaper?

Blonde customer calls the circulation department of her local newspaper: Where is my Sunday paper? It's noon already and it's not at my house!
Service manager: I'm sorry, ma'am, but today is Saturday. Your Sunday paper will be there tomorrow.
Customer: Oh, maybe that's why no one else was in church today!

Happy Halloween

Q. How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?

A. With a pumpkin patch!

Happpy mother's day: a bumper sticker for mom

If a woman's place is in the home, why am I always in this car!

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Click for the mother's day classic blonde joke.

Happy Easter

Q. What did the Easter bunny get for a basket?

A. Two points, same as everybody else.

Happy birthday Barbie

Not a day over 49: It's time to get together and sing "Happy Birthday" to Barbie. And you can find party ideas here.

A mouse, a blonde

One harms the cheese.

The other charms the he’s.

A blonde's bumper sticker

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Blonde daredevil's last words

“I'll get a world record for this.”

Cough, cough

Doctor: "Is your cough better this morning?"

Patient: "Yes. I've been practicing all night."

I'm blonde

I'm blonde. What's your excuse?