OutofTheInBox

A change

First blonde: “I’ve changed my mind.”
Second blonde: “That’s good. Does the new one work better?”

The birthday riddle

Your last birthday you turned 50. Your next birthday you turn 52. Explain.

Today’s your birthday! Happy day.

No more than 45

Police officer: When I saw you coming around that bend, I thought, “Forty-five at least.”  
Blonde driver: Well, I always look older in this hat.

A need for prayer

Blonde: “Father, I need you to pray for my hearing.”

Priest, after a minute of quiet prayer: “How’s your hearing now?”

Blonde: “I don’t know. It’s not until Tuesday.”

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Another prayer, another blonde joke.

The blonde driver problem

Traffic court judge: “But if you saw the blonde girl driving toward you, why didn't you give her half the road?”
Driver: “I was going to, your Honor, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.”

The thoughtful blonde

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure . . .

Two blond carpenters

Two blond carpenters were hard at work nailing siding on a house. The first carpenter would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The second carpenter asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

The first carpenter explained, “When I pull out a nail, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.”

The second carpenter replied: “You fool! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!”

A blonde's puzzle

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The blonde's fortune cookie (click on image)

The blonde officer

A blonde police officer stops a driver and asks to see her license.

Officer: “It says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.”

Driver: “Well, I have contacts.”

Officer: “Lady, I don't care who you know, you’re still going to get a ticket.”