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Miss South Carolina calls 9-1-1

The folks at Quiet Library have provided more compelling Miss South Carolina video.

Those poor sailors

A shipload of paint wrecked!

So?

It marooned all the sailors.

Miss Teen USA -- South Carolina

Blonde sign painter

 

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Red and blue

Q. If you throw a red ball into the Blue Danube, what will it become?

 

A. Wet.

The blonde sage

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Life on Mars

And there is now proof Martians are blonde.

How slow?

If she was any slower, she’d be going backward.

Don't turn back

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Help available 174 KM ahead.

The blonde's question

Q. How do you keep a dog from barking in the back yard?

A. Let him in the front yard.