OutofTheInBox

Don't bully a blonde

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Such promise

First blonde: What’s better than a promising young man?

Second blonde: A paying one.

Arrrrr!

Aye, matey! It's talk like a pirate day!

So many time zones

The blonde wanted to know when she could reach the help desk to ask questions about her new computer. When the clerk told her the number is answered 24 hours a day, seven days a week, she asked, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”

The blond hunters

The two hunters were lost. One said, “Don’t worry, when we fire three shots in the air someone will come and rescue us.” They did that, but no one came, so they did it again, but again got no response.

Finally, the second hunter said: “I’m worried, and we’re down to our last three arrows.”

From the blonde boss

“Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.”

That dog spells trouble

Your dog is eating a dictionary?

Take the words right out of his mouth!

Britney Spears and last night's train wreck of a performance

TVTalk has the full wrap up on Britney Spears. It ain't pretty.

A seat belt problem

The blonde driver has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

Sign painters at work

Click to see the sign painters other work.