OutofTheInBox

Eating bullets

Q. Why did the blonde eat bullets?

A. She wanted to grow bangs!

I had a nightmare

The blonde's blackberry message. (Click image to enlarge it.)

The new phone

Blonde joke, technology file

A young man wanted to get his blonde wife, Susie, something special for their first wedding anniversary. He decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained all its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and adored her new phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

How many sheep . . .

Q. "How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?"

A. "I didn't even know they could knit."

Blonde camper's last words

“I wonder where the mother bear is?”

That spinning wheel

The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster is gone.

A blonde had a question

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Fear stalks the blonde

Click if you dare.

Blonde logic

I am a nobody.

Nobody is perfect.

Therefore, I am perfect.

At the corner

The traffic signal on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. A woman was walking across with a blonde coworker when the blonde asked why the buzzer was there. The woman explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, the blonde responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?”