OutofTheInBox

From the blonde boss

“This project is so important, we can’t let things that are more
important interfere with it.”

Blonde typist

I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

Blonde at the office

Q. How long have you been working here?

A. Ever since the boss threatened to fire me!

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More questions from the boss. And another one.

What will they think of next?

A blonde was shopping and came across a silver thermos. Fascinated by this object, she brought it to a clerk to ask what it was. “That's a thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold." "That’s amazing,” said the blonde, and bought the thermos.

When she took it to work the next day, her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos,” she answered. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss asked, "What do you have in it?"

She replied, “Soup and a popsicle.”

In the office

An office worker came up with a plan to get out of work by acting crazy. Figuring his boss would tell him to take a few days off, he hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises. A blonde co-worker asked what he was doing. He told her he was pretending to be a light bulb. Soon, the boss came into the office and asked, “What on earth is going on here?” The worker said he was a light bulb. The boss said “You are under a lot of stress. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”. The worker jumped down and walked out of the office.

When the blonde co-worker followed him out, the boss asked, “Where do you think you’re going?”

She said: “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark!”