OutofTheInBox

Happy Halloween

Q. How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?

A. With a pumpkin patch!

Happpy mother's day: a bumper sticker for mom

If a woman's place is in the home, why am I always in this car!

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Click for the mother's day classic blonde joke.

A mouse, a blonde

One harms the cheese.

The other charms the he’s.

The phone call

Young blonde mother answers the phone.
Older woman: "How's my beautiful daughter-in-law?"
Blonde: "Oh, it's been a rough day. I have a headache, the kids are acting up and our house is a mess."
Woman: "Don't worry dear. I'll come over, take the children out for ice cream, give you a chance to rest. Then, I'll cook a nice chicken for you and Henry."
Blonde: "Who's Henry?"
Woman: "My son, your husband, of course!"
Blonde: "Wait, this is the wrong house. You must have dialed the wrong number."
Woman: "I'm so sorry."
Blonde: "Does this mean you're not coming over?"

"I'm winning!"

Some blonde jokes can be set anywhere. This blonde joke is from a town where people like to gamble:

A blonde went up to a soda machine in Atlantic City. She put in 50 cents and out popped a Coke. Searching her bag for more money, she kept feeding the machine quarters. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.
A young man walked up behind her and watched this for a few minutes. Then he asked, "Can I get one now?"
She turned around and yelled: "No way. Can't you see I'm winning?"

 

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Click for another blonde joke, with a soda pop theme.

At the theater

Q. Why did the blonde leave the theater in a rush just before the movie started?

A. She wanted to turn off her cell phone when the warning sign flashed on the screen but she remembered hers was in the car.

The trouble with some blonde women

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

The new phone

Blonde joke, technology file

A young man wanted to get his blonde wife, Susie, something special for their first wedding anniversary. He decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained all its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and adored her new phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said. "How do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

A blonde had a question

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Fear stalks the blonde

Click if you dare.