Blonde joke, medical file
A blonde dragged herself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor,
the dogs in my neighborhood bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a
wink of sleep.”
“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging
through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills
that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”
“Great,” the blond answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give
it a shot.”
A few weeks later the blond returned, looking worse than
ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!”
“I don’t understand,” said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those
are the strongest pills on the market!”
“That may be true,” answered the blond wearily, “but it
takes me most of the night to catch those dogs and when I do catch one, it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!”
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