OutofTheInBox

The blond waiter

Customer: “Waiter, you have your thumb on my steak!”

Waiter: “I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again.”

Enunciate, please

Two tourists driving through Louisiana were approaching Natchitoches and started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.  Stopping for lunch, they decided to settle the argument by asking a worker there. “Before we order, could you help us with one question?” one tourist said to the blonde employee. “Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?”

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said:

“Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

Magic mirror

In a fancy Philadelphia restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth - if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first,

"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears.

The redhead tries next,

"I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears.

The blonde goes up,

"I think..."

"POOF!