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Gene pool

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Blonde lifeguard

The blonde joke page has one on a blonde lifeguard.

A job

I once had a job at a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining.

Above ground

Far above ground. And here's video of another family staying cool with the same idea (check out the final 15 seconds of the 35-second report).

A pool joke

The Offer

A millionaire throws a massive party for his fiftieth birthday. During the party, he's a bit bored and decides to stir things up a bit. He grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. He offers anything he owns to anyone who will swim across that pool.

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