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You may be rough

A ball of Lopi with a chip on his shoulder walks into a crowded bar, orders a drink, and sits down. A skein of Cascade 220 passes by and accidentally bumps the Lopi. The Lopi jumps up, hand going for his gun. The bartender steps in:

"Hey, watch it. You may be rough, but he's worsted."  -- from Daily Fiber

Yarn to the skein

What did the ball of yarn say to the skein?
You're twisted!

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Knitting joke

From a collection of blonde jokes:

There's this blonde driving down the road at 100 miles an hour, and to top it all she's knitting.

A policeman on a motorbike chases her for twenty miles before he manages to pull up next to her.

"PULLOVER!" he screams, waving his arm wildly.

"NO, SCARF!" the blonde screams back.

From a collection of blonde jokes:

There's this blonde driving down the road at 100 miles an hour, and to top it all she's knitting.

A policeman on a motorbike chases her for twenty miles before he manages to pull up next to her.

"PULLOVER!" he screams, waving his arm wildly.

"NO, SCARF!" the blonde screams back.