Some Saturdays are busy. Three giggling high schoolers, two girls and a boy, drifted into the shop. The tall girl wore sheer patterned lace panty hose which today are called leggings. The hose went up from the short boots to meet the bottom edge of her tee shirt which although short, did barely cover her, umm, private parts. I think it’s described differently on the fashion page. Quite compelling, so I felt compelled to comment. “Gorgeous lacy hose.” That’s when I found out, no, they are leggings. I didn’t mention she forgot to wear a skirt, another fashion statement probably. I went on, “Nice legs.” She smiled happily, but her girl friend applied censure. “I don’t look at girls’ legs. I look at boys’ legs."
The three of us turned to look at the boy’s legs. He looked down too, and obligingly squatted slightly so that his knees jutted through those strategic slits in his denims. Pause. “Naw,” I said, “they are just legs.” I walked away and let them browse, but admonished them when they opened a book too carelessly, giving my usual lesson about not turning these crisp books into used books. A man in the Signed Entertainer’s section growled to me, “You’re too patient.” I took it as a compliment and said I was glad to see young people interested in The Book, even though they didn’t have the respect (or my reverence) for the physical object. The kids didn’t buy anything but waved a cheerful goodbye. The cranky man didn’t buy anything either. Didn’t even wave goodbye.
But the next lady bought. A lot. Three long shelves full. She was decorating her new “study” and had measured how much space she needed to fill. I immediately started for the leather sets. No, she wanted books, good books that she might read, for the shelves. Hey, we can do that. “What do you like to read? Would you like to look around a bit?” What she had in mind were books to pick up the color of her wallpaper. “I want to put a group of one color together, and then another group of a different color.” Dear God. We started with Blue. Dust jackets were good, not necessary. I guided her away from my wonderful signed first editions – I couldn’t bear to think of them as merely decorative. We found a clutch of blue, different shades of blue, and moved on to green. Some red. And black. A three volume set of Freud ended up in the group of black. Was he embarrassed? Or sublimating his outrage? There is some comfort to all this. These are on borrowed time, visiting in her house, until the next venture when they will be dispersed again.
A young lady came in with her mother. The mother said, “Do you have any Shakespeare?” The young girl hung back, but I understood the request was hers and told her I had a lot of Shakespeare. I took her along and pointed out the three-volume boxed set, and getting no reaction, we walked through the store and I pointed out all the sets, and the single volumes, and saving for last, the wonderful three-volume set in leather for $750. Eight varieties of Shakespeares in all. No response. She didn’t reach out for any of them. I said, “You walk around. Think about it.” I went back to my desk while her mother trotted after her.
She came up to the desk, finally, with Shakespeare I had forgotten about. They are slim, little 3” books with soft leather wrap-around bindings, called The Little Leather Library. She had selected five plays at $3 each. Her mother handed me the $15 plus tax.
So, happily, I still have my favorite three-volume Shakespeare published in London in 1855 in elegant leather. It looks great here on my shelf even though it is not blue, green, red or Freudian black.
----Florence
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