“How come they can send a man to the moon, but they can’t invent a hospital bedpan that keeps you from sitting in your pee as you pour it out,” I grumbled.
My oncologist answered my rhetorical question with his riddle, “Guess why they
sent MEN to the moon?” He continued, “They sent men to the moon because
they can build a urinal into a space suit.”
---- Florence
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